If I was a profession I'd be: An Interior Designer
If I was a country I'd be: France
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The Gulf of Mexico
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: A Carmelo Bar
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: L'Arc De La Defense
If I was a store I'd be: Goodwill
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Earth Shoes
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Staying up too late
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fuck
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Bailey's Irish Cream
If I was a disease I'd be: Small Pox
If I was a board game I'd be: Risk
If I was a feeling I'd be: Calm
If I was a president I'd be: Dwight D. Eisenhower
If I was a war I'd be: The 100 Years War
If I was a city I'd be: Clearwater
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Sarah Silverman
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Aquafresh
If I was a business I'd be: A French Restaurant
If I was a currency I'd be: Francs
If I were a month, I'd be: August
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Twilight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A Sea Lion
If I were a direction, I'd be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A Glass Top Table
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Ginger Ale
If I were a tree, I'd be: A Sugar Maple
If I were a bird, I'd be: A Phoenix (not real, don't care).
If I were a tool, I'd be: A Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A Bird Of Paradise
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a Tropical Storm
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Snow Leopard
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A Pepper
If I were a sound, I'd be: A Lion's Roar
If I were an element, I'd be: Fire
If I were a car, I'd be: A Trans Am
If I were a song, I'd be: Meteor Shower by Owl City
If I were a book, I'd be: War and Peace
If I were a food, I'd be: Mac And Cheese
If I were a material, I'd be: Tule
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: Labyrinthine
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: D:<
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Sphere
If I were a number, I'd be: 11
If I were a band, I'd be: The Barenaked ladies
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Unicorn, of course

This quiz was taken from ~quizzes